Current status: third runner up in a Stanley Tucci lookalike contest.
Every day at my job..
..is a reminder of how monumentally stupid I actually am. They should honestly just stick me in a corner with a stack of coloring books and blunt crayon nubs where I can’t do any damage.
Current status and GPOY (Taken with Instagram at Delgrossocorp HQ)
Just ugh.
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I WILL BE IN THE FRIDGE OK THANKS
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