I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
Which one of you dirty motherbitches drank the last of the coffee and didn’t make a fresh pot? Because I swear I will gut you like a fish.
Eudora Welty
Damn you, Autocorrect.
Johannes Gutenberg, 1439
You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home!
Eudora Welty
Which one of you dirty motherbitches drank the last Diet Coke?
Eudora Welty
And that douchebag Hamilton. Can you freaking believe that guy? Jesus, he’s always all “strong central government” this, and “national bank” that. So I bitch about it to Washington but he’s always like “Oh, just leave him alone, Jim,” and he never takes my side. Dick.
James Madison, from a letter to his friend Derek, 1793