Which one of you dirty motherbitches drank the last Diet Coke?
Eudora Welty
And that douchebag Hamilton. Can you freaking believe that guy? Jesus, he’s always all “strong central government” this, and “national bank” that. So I bitch about it to Washington but he’s always like “Oh, just leave him alone, Jim,” and he never takes my side. Dick.
James Madison, from a letter to his friend Derek, 1793
Just’a good ol’ boys
Never meanin’ no harm.
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Walt Whitman
It is really fucking cold out here.
Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
Cardinal Richelieu, 1637
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Sir Isaac Newton, 1680