HANCOCK: Great document here, Tom. But I’d really like to see something about a social safety net and universal healthcare for all colonials.
JEFFERSON: Um, yeah. Well, um, me and the guys were talking about that, but then Ben asked how we’d pay for it, and I suggested a Powdered Wig Tax, but they all laughed at me and said it was unfair to the wealthy landowners. So we decided to just punt it down the road for a couple hundred years.
HANCOCK: Fine, then. Let’s move on to the slavery issue.
Here is one of the original “Why I Don’t ____” videos that I mentioned in my last post, because some of you nerds wanted to see it.
I think I’ll start this series up again soon, because honestly who doesn’t want to watch me being terrible at things? No one, that’s who.