If there’s one upside to the Ukraine crisis,

it’s that at some point I’m sure I’ll be able to make a snappy “Donetsk, don’t tell” pun.

HANCOCK: Great document here, Tom. But I’d really like to see something about a social safety net and universal healthcare for all colonials.
JEFFERSON: Um, yeah. Well, um, me and the guys were talking about that, but then Ben asked how we’d pay for it, and I suggested a Powdered Wig Tax, but they all laughed at me and said it was unfair to the wealthy landowners. So we decided to just punt it down the road for a couple hundred years.
HANCOCK: Fine, then. Let’s move on to the slavery issue.
JEFFERSON: Um…

HANCOCK: Great document here, Tom. But I’d really like to see something about a social safety net and universal healthcare for all colonials.

JEFFERSON: Um, yeah. Well, um, me and the guys were talking about that, but then Ben asked how we’d pay for it, and I suggested a Powdered Wig Tax, but they all laughed at me and said it was unfair to the wealthy landowners. So we decided to just punt it down the road for a couple hundred years.

HANCOCK: Fine, then. Let’s move on to the slavery issue.

JEFFERSON: Um…

"No, Grandpa, I can’t drive you to your colonoscopy appointment today. I have to go to the Dagobah system.”

"No, Grandpa, I can’t drive you to your colonoscopy appointment today. I have to go to the Dagobah system.”

Ok, here is another one of those original “Why I Don’t ____” clips.

Enjoy. Or, sorry. Either way.

Here is one of the original “Why I Don’t ____” videos that I mentioned in my last post, because some of you nerds wanted to see it.

I think I’ll start this series up again soon, because honestly who doesn’t want to watch me being terrible at things? No one, that’s who.

I dunno.