I’m making a BLT

But I don’t have any tomato.

Or lettuce.

Seems I’m out of bacon too. Also bread.

What I’m trying to say is I’m eating mayonnaise for lunch.

If anyone needs me in the next hour or so..

..I’ll be in the tub with a stack of Hawkeye comics, a bottle of Pernod Absinthe, and a bag of Toll House morsels.