Looks like I will be needing my earplugs and sleep mask at bedtime.
I can pay you $50 to design and build/code me a single simple* page. It’s likely easily done with CSS and I’d do it myself but I have neither the time to code it properly nor the design chops to make the graphic elements look respectable.
It might be two hours of work, or it might be a day. I really have no idea. But if you are interested, drop me a note and I will show you an example of what I want and we can go from there. Time is somewhat of a factor.