The secret blog of Tony Delgrosso: Author. Freelance writer. Reluctant copyeditor. Nerd-about-town.Tumblr (3.0; @delgrosso)http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nja7H3Ni1qzvr49o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“…there were no survivors.”</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23823893251http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23823893251Sat, 26 May 2012 18:46:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lkjzhBew1qzvr49o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s been a hell of a week, so I’m kissing it goodbye at the beach bar. This is my happy place.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23752705661http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23752705661Fri, 25 May 2012 17:19:11 -0400yes I brought my own Batman coozieMarge's<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kyz3HFLq1qzvr49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23731906644http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23731906644Fri, 25 May 2012 09:33:03 -0400I was drinking alone last night, and as I am wont to do on such occasions, got to thinking about Why...http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23631055145http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/23631055145Wed, 23 May 2012 18:08:00 -0400meh“He imagined himself going on across the world, all the way to the sea. He imagined himself...http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/21156712677http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/21156712677Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:42:45 -0400unplugging for a whilebe good to one another<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2c49sNcrG1qzvr49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Snacktime.</p> <p>(Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Zuckergram</a> at Delgrossocorp HQ)</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20923313849http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20923313849Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:41:00 -0400foodinstagramSopressatakalamatagrana padano<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28dzbEqOf1qzvr49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20799070324http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20799070324Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:21:11 -0400what<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m263wkAHom1qzvr49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>DOG: ATTORNEY AT LAW.</strong></p> <p>Coming Mondays this fall to NBC.</p> <p>[ ♪ G3, E4, C4 ♫ ]</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20717041539http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20717041539Sun, 08 Apr 2012 11:48:19 -0400yes this is dog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyo8f2Hrpz1rnr6h1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy bunny day, everyone.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20713524073http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20713524073Sun, 08 Apr 2012 10:28:08 -0400artartists on tumblrillustrationrabbitsebastien milloncartooncomic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20vnjBBDZ1rt9zy5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Text From Dog.</a> Brilliant.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20611767447http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20611767447Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:40:00 -0400Can&#8217;t sleep, Coupon Suzy will eat me.http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20494873892http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20494873892Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:57:31 -0400Can't sleep Coupon Suzy will eat me.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ydwtiK2K1qzvr49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There. I <a href="http://geyserofawesome.com/post/20451314253/as-writer-john-hodgman-once-said-president-obama" target="_blank">fixed it</a> for you.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20462506132http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20462506132Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:43:40 -0400obamapoor spock wasn't inviteduhuraYou guys. My new boss started following my Tumblr. SHHH. HE&#8217;S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME.http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20405889139http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20405889139Tue, 03 Apr 2012 08:58:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1swpxgEaR1qzvr49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kindle, schmindle. You will pry my hardcovers from my cold, dead hands.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/03/30/books/review/snider01.html?ref=books" target="_blank">The Book of the Future - Graphic - NYTimes.com</a>)</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20282796507http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20282796507Sun, 01 Apr 2012 08:44:20 -0400books<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rwxrOtuX1qzvr49o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kolchak is my spirit animal.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20254337239http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20254337239Sat, 31 Mar 2012 19:51:00 -0400Kolchak the Night StalkerDarren McGavinWhy I am allowed to live without constant adult supervision is still a mystery to me.http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20233237010http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20233237010Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:20:26 -0400derp<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1px9ax7BU1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/20189105230/ampersand-wearing-a-fez" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.marcjohns.com/blog/2012/03/ampersand-wearing-a-fez.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+marcjohns+%28Marc+Johns%29" target="_blank">Ampersand wearing a fez</a></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>GPOY</strong></p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20191819945http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/20191819945Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:52:50 -0400marc johnsampersandfezgpoy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0r1w0aT4f1r858p5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.theoverlookhotel.com/post/19847088354/artist-patric-svensson" target="_blank">the-overlook-hotel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Artist: <a href="http://creoflick.net/creo/1162/" target="_blank">Patric Svensson</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Yes.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/19848267791http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/19848267791Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:26:10 -0400kubirckfilmthe shiningdesign<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d3gzxDc01qzvr49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>DO NOT PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/19805169667http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/19805169667Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:48:35 -0400DNPTIYMfair warning<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1c52r1H9L1qzvr49o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dear SanDisk:</p> <p>You make some fantastical claims about your product, and I plan to fully test them at my Volcanic Undersea Seismic Radiation Research Facility.</p>http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/19790552479http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post/19790552479Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:48:15 -0400i don't even