That moment when

you pick up the bag of Doritos that you’d accidentally opened at the bottom the day before, so suddenly instead of having a snack you’re cleaning Doritos off your kitchen floor while both the dog and the cat try to eat all of them?

Yeah, that.

Apparently Sean Bean is starring in a new TV series..

..which I’m sure will get promptly canceled once he is killed off in the pilot episode.

Beach drinkin’

Beach drinkin’

It’s Friday, so here is my face for no particular reason other than that I apparently need constant validation as much as the rest of you do.

Dear liver,

I apologize in advance for what I am going to do to you this weekend.

Love,
Tony

Whenever I find a random bit of hardware in my house, I spend the rest of the day wondering which piece of furniture is going to collapse the next time I sit on it. (at Delgrossocorp HQ)

Whenever I find a random bit of hardware in my house, I spend the rest of the day wondering which piece of furniture is going to collapse the next time I sit on it. (at Delgrossocorp HQ)