DANGERPANTS!

Sep 17

nbcnightlynews:

Nike suspends its contract with Adrian Peterson. Full statement:

Shorter version: “Nike climbs three feet of moral high ground, expects praise.”

nbcnightlynews:

Nike suspends its contract with Adrian Peterson. Full statement:

Shorter version: “Nike climbs three feet of moral high ground, expects praise.”

“You had me at ‘bloated corpse’…”

Actual thing I just said.

Sep 16

“Twelve Shattered Taco Shells”

Current status and new fake band name.

Stay tuned for the single “Lonely Carnitas” from our debut album “Tomatillo Puddles”.

Sarcasm is a renewable resource.

Use it liberally.

Some writers live article-to-article but lately I’m living kill-fee-to-kill-fee.