DANGERPANTS!

Apr 24

Tonite at the bar I saw a guy with a prosthetic claw-hand..

..and my brain immediately started concocting a “he can’t hold his liquor” pun and I was like NO BRAIN STAHP DON’T and now I feel really, really bad about myself.

DEAR INTERNET:

It is 2014. There is absolutely no need or reason to put two spaces after a period.

Unless you are literally typing out all of your content on an Underwood #5, please knock that shit off.

Seriously, stop.

When I see you in a bar smoking one of those e-cigarettes, this is what it reminds me of and I can’t help but laugh at you.

When I see you in a bar smoking one of those e-cigarettes, this is what it reminds me of and I can’t help but laugh at you.

I often wonder about the origin of the idiom “more fun than a barrel of monkeys”.

Because I tried putting just one monkey into a barrel once, and it was not fun at all.

Also, long story short I’m no longer welcome at the Bronx Zoo.

The key to success is learning as many dead languages as you can. (HAHA NOPE J/K LOLSOB)

The key to success is learning as many dead languages as you can. (HAHA NOPE J/K LOLSOB)

Throwback to the last time I was in Rome, and took this panoramic shot of the city from the top of the duomo of St. Peter’s Basilica.
(click photo to embiggen to the full-size jpg)

Throwback to the last time I was in Rome, and took this panoramic shot of the city from the top of the duomo of St. Peter’s Basilica.

(click photo to embiggen to the full-size jpg)