DANGERPANTS!

Jul 29

“In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty…”

In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty…”

(Source: lily-xo, via oliveryeh)

Jul 28

Sometimes being really fucking clever is a curse rather than a blessing.

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Is it even possible to walk in the pouring rain under an umbrella, then get in your car and get your umbrella in there too without completely soaking yourself in the process?

Because if so, it’s a skill I’ve never acquired.

Вы слышали их тоже?

Вы слышали их тоже?

‘Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar’ is a catchy slogan,

but when you say it to a stranger who’s not actually eating candy, it can come out a little creepy.