I would like to request my cape be camel.
Hmm.. well, it does have a bit of a 60’s “Emma Peel” vibe to it, so I’ll consider it and put your application in the “To Be Interviewed” pile.
I am currently accepting applications for the role of Sidekick.
Qualifications include, but are not limited to, broad knowledge of such topics as film history, comic book canon, cryptozoology, particle physics, medieval English literature, and doomsday device disarmament. Other unique areas of uncommon expertise will be considered.
Applicants must also possess eagerness bordering on annoying earnestness, high reserves of pluck and spunk, a generally manic and playful disposition, and the willingness and ability to save my ass in precarious situations while allowing me the illusion that I did it myself, and also letting me take public credit for saving the day (cf. Watson, Dr. John; Jeeves).
Must also have a zippy catchphrase. Cape will be provided.
Generous benefits package, competitive salary commensurate with experience, and all the coffee you can drink.
Apply via Askhole.
Good morning, little nerdlings. Here is a music for you.
[this one is definitely going on the Children of Abraham soundtrack]
Ugh. I should not be hearing doors opening and closing upstairs while I am downstairs.
It’s going to be a rough night for sleeping, methinks.
"Jeeves, should I wear a jacket today?"
"I believe it is going to rain in the afternoon. Perhaps your Mackintosh would be in order today, sir."
"Jeeves, old boy, did you just make a computer pun?"
"I wouldn’t be so bold as to attempt humor based on your recommended wardrobe, sir."
"Well that would have been a dashed funny one if you had, eh?"